A few weeks ago Scott took Ian to the toy store for some Daddy & Son time. Ian picked out a planet set to hang from the ceiling in his room. They spent all afternoon hanging it up. Scott put them all up in the right places so that the kids could learn about the solar system. Scott was teaching Ian the names of all the planets.

Scott: This one is Jupiter.
Ian: Jupiter?
Scott: This one is Saturn.
Ian: Saturn?
Scott: This one is Uranus.
Ian: My anus?
Scott: No, Uranus.

Scott tried to explain it, but he just didn’t get it. He kept saying anus

A few days later they were both in Ian’s room and Ian said to Scott “Which one is the anus?” Ha Ha!!!