Last night I went to back to school night at Soaring Wings. Ian’s teacher told me that he has a crush on one of the new girls at school.

When I got home I asked him about it.

“So, Ian, tell me about Malia.”

“She’s a new girl in my class. She is my new girlfriend” he said smirking. “Now I have two girlfriends. Malia and Denali. And do you know what?”

“What Buddy?”

“I kissed Malia on the lips. So now I have to marry her!”

I just about fell out of my chair. I tried to be a good parent and explain that it isn’t OK to be kissing on the lips. But I had all I could do to not burst out laughing!